Inquisition Answers - Week 5

Well, here we are again on Tuesday. I got some interesting questions this week. I'll jump rihgt in, I think.

I got a doozy from Cheryl b, NATURALLY! (I love ya woman!) – have you ever been whipped or spanked? (I think that is what she is getting at in a roundabout way. (I did say butt and whipped in the same sentence, didn’t I?) Gawd, was I asking for it!)

No, unless you count the multitude of ass-whippin’s I received from my Daddy growing up for being, occasionally, disobedient. Good old-fashioned turn over the knee and not a peep or you get even more spanks kinda spankings. My dad’s hands are huge, and just the thought of a spanking still at my age, makes me cringe and my ass sting. Maybe that’s why I’ve never been even remotely interested in that. (or even curious)

Carrie Jo asked me - Have you ever fantasized about running away from it all? If so, how would you accomplish it?

Well, this question caught me by surprise since I figured I could toss out all my escape plans and whatnot because last I heard (??) Carrie and Cheryl were going to come here and kidnap me indefinetly? I have had my bags packed ever since they first started conniving together. Well hell, if they aren’t gonna do that *pout*, then I have to figure it all out again. So much for being rescued!

If I had unlimited funds, I’d just book a ticket and passport in hand, hop a plane.

But I guess yeah, of course I’ve fantasized about ‘Calgon Moments’. Hasn’t everyone? Wait a tic Carrie, are you asking for hints to help y’all in your plan? I told you I’d give you my physical address and contact nos!

Anon asked me: ” Butter or Margerine? Nothin but fresh creamy……… Butter. I’m bad I know, but I prefer that, made from milk as opposed to something that tastes kinda like butter made from mostly… um, oil. Uh, no thank you. “Please pass the butter.”.

I had a personal request from Arianna, cause she thinks this is cool, and she heard me singing while typing this so..

My baby Arianna asked me: "Mom, why didn't you become a professional singer?".

My inital response was a very long pause, followed by the thought "because I'm stupid". But honestly? Her Dad happened to me and so I told her. What I didn't tell her was that he came into my life and one by one told me to be realistic (ok, and poked everlovin fun at my singing voice) and I thought I was just being stupid and naive.

Once upon a time I had contacts to sing professionally. I even sang in radio commercials and did some background vocals also.

Ok, now I'm depressed.

Well, that's all for this week. I hope you enjoyed my answers. Maybe one day I'll sing for you.