4/18/2005

An Appetiser

First of all. I want questions. It's that time of the week again. You have roughly 48 hours to get your Inquistion question in. Just wanted to remind y'all is all. Thankseversomuch!!

Now then, I just HAD to blog this, cause it is really so damn funny. Well, at least I think so, for whatever that's worth.

Last night after dinner Z was sitting on the sofa watching-what else?- CNN holding one of our newest kittens whom I call Gypsy right now for lack of a better name, in his arms sitting on his chest. She can literally fit in your palm and her eyes opened last week. Gypsy is freaking GORGEOUS Y'ALL! She is pure snow white with huge blue eyes. I want to eat her up even on a bad day.

Anyway, Gypsy saw me walking through the room and started SCREAMING at me like"Hey! I'm OVER HEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEE MOM!" and she looked so damn adorable that I couldn't resist and ran over to her making kissy noises and telling her what a pretty girl she is ......(now picture this)

And I end up standing between Z's knees in my nightie, bent over with my tail in the air and rubbing my nose back and forth on her soft fluffy big round white head making kissing noises while Gypsy's meows almost ceased and turned to purring interspersed with little mews (I translated this to mean "good slave".). Z was laughing at me with a smile on his face and then he suddenly got all tense and started pushing me away. This was right about the time I heard rude remarks coming from the hallway from the ever running mouth of my Monster-In-Law. She then slammed her bedroom door still ranting-loudly-under her breath and Z started laughing and said "She's SO pissed. Imagine how it looked and sounded from HER ANGLE? She couldn't see the cat for all that red hair and your butt waving in her face! She thought you were rubbing up on me! Wahahahahaaaaaaa." Me: "Like you let me???? hey, hang on a second......

Nnow that you put it that way.......... Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaha. Here kitty kittyyyyyy!"

10 comments:

Genuine said...

What's your best recipe for cat?

Catrina said...

Genuine, I hope you mean best recipe for her friend Cat, which is me. I shudder to think you mean a recipe that INVOLVES cat........Scarlett I can just see MIL's eyes bulging from her head and her samboosa butt running to her room....Hilarious! Question: Does Manama have any type of theater arts? If so, what plays have you seen recently?

Genuine said...

"Gypsy is freaking GORGEOUS Y'ALL! She is pure snow white with huge blue eyes. I want to eat her up even on a bad day."

Catrina I was merely trying to get to the bottom of this. She was the one that said whe wanted to eat p..........okay nevermind.

cheryl b. said...

No, no Genuine, that's me *wink wink*

Catrina said...

Gotcha.

Genuine said...

**Comes back to see if there is a chance of some three way action.....**

What? Like it never came across your mind???

Scarlett Cyn said...

Came. Haha. Comes back.... hahahahahaha.

Now Genuine honey, I never said nothing about eating any Pu... well, you know. I'm more of a Snausages kinda girl, actually. I'll leave the other stuff for Cheryl b.

Three way? Sounds more like a 4-way to me (although math has never been my strong point)....don't you wish you naughty thing?

Wenchie said...

{insert obligatory pussy joke here}

Question: Have you ever been arrested? If not, what's the closest you think you've ever come?

Scarlett Cyn said...

Hey Wenchie baby,I think I answered that one last week, didn't I? Or have I totally lost it? (entirely possible).

If so, hows about another one?

cheryl b. said...

That reminds me, what is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?