7/23/2004

Party Update

Hello my darlings! Party is back ON! Do you HEAR ME?????? BACK ON!  Lets have it oh, all weekend long. I'm curious how much mischief we can all get into!  I admit I'm curious in the extreme. So, party will start today, Friday, and last until Sunday evening.  Yes, one big sleepover/slumber party.  Hows that lovlies?

Bring a friend. Refer a friend. And you lurkers out there??? (you know who you are!) STOP THAT SHIT AND POST A COMMENT WILLYA????????  Jeez, why you hiding? I don't bite.....much.

Also, can someone give me some help jimmying the lock on the Monster's bedroom door.  (Hey, she did it to MY dressing cupboard while I was on vacation, and has since broken the lock in the door of it completely) Turnabout is fair play.

Music? Check. Stripper? Check. Food? Check. Booze? Check! Twister? Check. Magic 8 ball? Check. Friends from all over the planet? Check, I think!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scuse me ma'am but did you order these zoo animals? Sign right here please.

Genuine

Anonymous said...

Cyn
Coming out of lurk as requested! Only if you post more MIL stories! I'll bring some great Canadian beer to your party straight from the great white north!
Party on eh?
Annie

Scarlett Cyn said...

Annie! Great to finally see you! I was beginning to think I was paranoid or something! Ok, I'll post more MIL stories over the weekend.... just let me sign for these zoo animals, hmmm???

Wait a damn minute! I didn't order Gorillas! No, take them back, I'm not signing for them... they throw shit... LITERALLY! Nuh uh. No monkeys. I love monkeys as much as the next person, but I'm not cleaning up monkey/gorilla poo. No way no how!

Now, I must think of an appropriate MIL story to get things off right..... maybe the "panty sniffer" episode?? Yes, she did, and if you are real nice, I might tell you! Heh, I can just see all your minds running a million miles an hour wondering what the HELL that could be! heh. trust me, it's a good one! Tammy already knows it!

Risa said...

WOO HOO!!!

PARTY!!

Scarlett Cyn said...

Oh look what just arrived..... the PINATA!!!! I loave me some pinatas!!! and this one looks amazingly familliar.

Wow, the resemblance is amazing...

oooh! I love this song.... oh, gotta dance! Can't sit still.... I'll be back later!

Scarlett Cyn said...

Oh look what just arrived..... the PINATA!!!! I loave me some pinatas!!! and this one looks amazingly familliar.

Wow, the resemblance is amazing...

oooh! I love this song.... oh, gotta dance! Can't sit still.... I'll be back later!

Hula Doula said...

Where's the stripper??

Scarlett Cyn said...

Wait a cottonpickin minute here! Hula is right! Where the hell is my stripper? I suggested he bring a friend too! Maybe he's waiting for more ladies to show up? Hmmmm. And here I am with this big wad of money for tips too! Sigh. This womans work is never done.

Shit! Shit ! Shit! I just realized that I forgot to invite Autumn! Rats. *Smacks head repeatedly like Dobby from Harry Potter*

Scarlett Cyn said...

*Note to self: Cyn, when planning a blog party, check in advance to MAKE SURE MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOT ON VACATION!. That is all.* All dressed and prettied up and no one to play with.

Sigh. Well, I guess it is more of a little intimate party, eh? Amalah-vacation, Mindy - vacation.....etc..et al.

Stripper still a no show... and I promised a stripper..... you guys aren't gonna make ME do it are you? (Although I AM out of work and could use the cash....hmmmmmmmm)I mean, there's no pole for me to use........ ahem!

Well, I think I need a drink. Tequila? no. Rum? no. Vodka? no. Whisky? naw, Genuine will never forgive me if I drink up all his whiskey. Southern Comfort? Maybe later.(love it!) Amaretto. YES! COME TO MAMA!!!!

Uh oh. I just downed a big swig on an empty stomach. This should prove to be an interesting evening. Yes indeedy.

Rude Cactus said...

Where was the stripper? Am I too late? ;-)

Scarlett Cyn said...

Oh MY! I am HONORED! Chris at Rude Cactus dropped by my blog and left a comment! Wooohoooo! dayum!

Well Chris honey, um, my male stripper never showed up. I don't suppose YOU'd like to oblige? NO?

Well If Im gonna strip, It's gonna be a pole dance.. so y'all get creative! Lemmie go find "rag doll" by Aerosmith... that's a stripping song if ever I heard one!
*mutters to self, now wherhere

Scarlett Cyn said...

now where the hell is my feather boa? (diggs around in closet) BINGO! There's my pirate wench outfit! Hehehehehe, fishnets...

WHAT? If you're gonna do it, do it right!

Sigh. I do think it's cool Chris dropped by. I'm flattered.