A Good One! Or Two.
What I love about these "reality" talk shows like Jerry Springer, for instance, are the comments from the audience.
I just HAD to share this one with you all because, well, it still has me chuckling.
Comment made to a transvestite (and an U.G.L.Y. one too, not one of those gorgeous ones!) by a really pretty female audience member:
"Honey, I know you got hit with an ugly stick, but DAYUM, did you have to hit every single branch on the way down the tree?"
bwahahahahahahaha. That IS good. I've never heard that before.
And a comment said to me today on the phone by someone (a male) trying to spell a company name to me...
Him: "P-T-D. P for Paul. T for Tree. D for... Degenerate."
Me: ------------blank look------"uhh"---------
Me: "Did you just say DEGENRATE OR AM I HEARING THINGS?"
Him: "Yeah. Degenerate. WHAT?"
Me: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaa NO YOU DIDN"T! HAHAHAHAH DEGENERATE!??!!"
" Oh my God. Off the top of your head? "
Him: *laughing with me*"Well, what would you suggest Cyn?"
Me: "Oh I don't know, how about..... D for DOG?"
Him: "Well, I guess there is that."
Then both of us proceeded to laugh our buts off for a while longer until I eventually subsided into little giggles. Yeah. Giggles. Good thing I know him pretty well, huh? Extremely professional of me, isn't it?
As if I could control myself? As is, today, not much later, I heard one of the Sr. bosses say loudly to a manager in his office "well, your 5 minutes you asked for is up. Thanks!" to which he got up and walked out of his office leaving them sitting there.
This sent me in to fresh guffaws doubled over on my desk trying to muffle the almost shrieks escaping me.
At least my bosses like it when they make me laugh. This added to the fact that I picked up a pepsi from a fast food rest that was sitting on my desk, and the second I got the straw near me for a sip, the whole damn thing overflowed like a volcano... on my blouse, on my lap DOWN MY BLOUSE. It was like a puddle in my cleavage of Pepsi. Thank heavens my blouse was shades of brown and beige today. Poor H, my assistant, she was sitting in front of me and went into hysterics. I can't say I blame her. She told me "You should have seen your FACE!".... really, my week wanted only something like this.
Any one have questions?
Carrie Jo? Ollie? ANYONE? Helloooooooooooooooo? Whasamatter? Yer fingers broken? Careful now, I've got a Pirate Wench friend now who'll make ya walk the plank!
I'm waitin. *twirls a lock of hair between fingers*