The most accurate scientific study I've seen in a while....

A recent scientific study found that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

If she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in gasoline and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his ass.

Further studies are expected.......

This isn't a real study, it's a joke (I think). But can you believe that a male friend sent it to me??? Have you all actually SEEN a cricket stump? Ouch. Yeah, its pretty accurate.

Do any of you have any other suggestions? *claps hands in glee* aw cumon, you know you do.