5/25/2005

Bush-ism’s my SWEET ASS.

Because really, I’m discovering Dubya has very little over on my boss. Or is it the other way around? I'm not quite sure. You be the judge, hmm?

Here’s proof just in case you think I might be being a tad bit unfair. I mean, don’t get me wrong, he is a real sweetheart, but, jeeeeeeez!!!! Sometimes? Serious Dubya/Homer moments. (Lord give me strength):

My boss was giving interviews to the press yesterday (he's in all the papers today) and he was telling them information "off the record" ie: stuff that isn't supposed to be widely known or things that haven’t happened yet but are in the pipeline.
So of course you know exactly what they printed, right? Yeah. Precisely.
Then today, while going through the articles and coverage, he said to our head guy in Marketing & PR: "Oh NO!! I told them not to quote me and that it was off the record!"
The Marketing & PR guy had a BLAST telling me this, and really, who could blame him?
Hellooooooooooooo? The PRESS? “Off the record”? Are you HIGH ON CRACK???? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhahahahahahahahaa.

I rest my case. What is your verdict?

5 comments:

cheryl b. said...

Did he really think they wouldn't print what he said? That reminds me of Rita Skeeter and Mr. Weasley (Harry potter fans will know what I mean). I can't wait for the new book. And the next movie, mmmmmm Alan Rickman.
I'm trying to think of a question for you, but now all I can think of is Professor Snape.

cheryl b. said...

I can't think of any good questions, so I'll ask a lame one instead. If you were a teacher at Hogwarts what would you teach?

Indigo Wolf said...

He's gotta be high on something! ;o) Well, you live and learn, right? At least you hope so.

Here's my Q (kinda boring): If you had just ONE wish that you were required to use for yourself (no world peace or ending world hunger wishes), what would it be(beside Monster moving to Antarctica)?
-Carrie Jo

Catrina said...

Q: Does Z still have all his hair?

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