Giggle, Snort,*MOAN* Snicker, GUFFAW!!!!!!

While cruising about the net this morning, something caught my attention (you will SO understand in a minute... keep reading!) I had yet another instance of "I'VE GOTTA BLOG THIS!!!!". I realize I normally just link to an article, but this was too good not to post in it's entirety.

The comments in blue are, obviously, my comments) Check it out:

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - New research indicates parts of the brain that govern fear and anxiety are switched off when a woman is having an orgasm but remain active if she is faking. (well DUUUUUHHHHH)

In the first study to map brain function during orgasm, scientists from the Netherlands also found that as a woman climaxes, an area of the brain governing emotional control is largely deactivated.
(Hmm, now that is truly interesting.)

"The fact that there is no deactivation in faked orgasms means a basic part of a real orgasm is letting go. (And you needed to do a study for this? Isn't it just common sense? I mean REALLY!! I could have told all of this to them and pocketed the research money AND saved them a lot of time and effort!!) Women can imitate orgasm quite well, as we know, but there is nothing really happening in the brain," said neuroscientist Gert Holstege, presenting his findings Monday to the annual meeting of the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology. (Well, nothing happening but the intense concentration of the woman woman making DAMN sure her partner doesn't KNOW she's faking it!)

In the study, Holstege and his colleagues at Groningen University recruited 11 men, 13 women and their partners. (Ah, a man did this study. Wouldn't you like 10 minutes alone with his wife for a little chat? I bet she fakes it and he's wondering!) I'm sure the women neuroscientists there were sniggering behind his back, don't you?

The volunteers were injected with a dye that shows changes in brain function on a scan. For men, the scanner tracked activity at rest, during erection, during manual stimulation by their partner and during ejaculation brought on by the partner's hand. (Am I mistaken, or aren't the last two techniques the same thing? What about Oral? Man, I'm naughty!!)

For women, the scanner measured brain activity at rest, while they faked an orgasm, while their partners stimulated their clitoris and while they experienced orgasm. (Where do I sign up?)

Holstege said he had trouble getting reliable results from the study on men because the scanner needs activities lasting at least two minutes and the men's climaxes didn't last that long. (Awwww, poor things!) However, the scans did show activation of reward centers in the brain for men, but not for women. (No shit Sherlock!)

Holstege said his results on women were more clear.

When women faked orgasm, the cortex, the part of the brain governing conscious action, lit up. It was not activated during a genuine orgasm. Even the body movements made during a real orgasm were unconscious, Holstege said.

The most striking results were seen in the parts of the brain that shut down, or deactivated. Deactivation was visible in the amygdala, a part of the brain thought to be involved in the neurobiology of fear and anxiety.

"During orgasm, there was strong, enormous deactivation in the brain. During fake orgasm, there was no deactivation of the brain at all. None," Holstege said.

Shutting down the brain during orgasm may ensure that obstacles such as fear and stress did not get in the way, Holstege proposed. "Deactivation of these very important parts of the brain might be the most important necessity for having an orgasm," he said. (Really? You don't say? Might be? Again... DUHHHHH!!)

Donald Pfaff, professor of neurobiology and behavior at Rockefeller University in New York, said the interpretations were reasonable. "It makes poetic sense," said Pfaff, who was not connected with the research. By EMMA ROSS, AP Medical Writer

I still say they are schmucks since pulling any woman off the street and asking her would have had the same basic result (without the nifty pictures and stuff, but still!) I basically boils down to this:

As womankind has known since the begining of time, a Genuine Orgasm is best!(how I would love to trademark that phrase!)

Author's Note: (Quiet Peanut Gallery! You know what I mean!) Basically experiencing the real thing vs. a "When Harry Met Sally" incident.

Women don't choose to NOT have an orgasm, it's something that either happens or doesn't largely based on the willingness of their partner to ensure that they are relaxed and comfortable enough to 'let go' to have a real one. But in faking it, they make a concious decision (obviously) to make their partner happy, since they get nothing from faking it at all. It's all a matter of stroking the male ego while ours is left at their mercy.


cheryl b. said...

Well Genuine, what say you? Are yours better?

Scarlett Cyn said...

For the record: SHE said that, not me!

In the immortal words of Shaggy (Singer): "It Wasn't Me!".

For once in my life, I totally didn't mean it in that way! Jeesh. That'll teach me to think before I type, won't it?

And Cheryl b, you know him! What the hell do you THINK he will say? ha ha.

oy vey!

cheryl b. said...

Speaking of......your question is: Have you ever faked an orgasm? Remember, you promised to answer ALL questions truthfully.

cheryl b. said...

Heh heh, you said "stroking the male".

Indigo Wolf said...

Whanna know something funny? I saw the mention of the word "amygdala" in the article there and remebered my friend Amy telling me that's how her dad who's a doctor came up with her name.
-Carrie Jo

Indigo Wolf said...

BYW, I could answer Cyn's question for you, Cheryl: What woman who has ever been sexualy active HASN'T? ;o)

-Carrie Jo

bre said...

i completely agree with indigo.... ehem. you know i was going to say something else and i can't even remember what it is at the moment... oh yeah, uhm, you know, those 13 women will never be able to fake another orgasm... their partners can tell the difference!!
lets see. question. on a serious note, uhm, with all the shit you put up with, have you ever thought of seriously taking Ari and leaving Z?

Mare_Imbrium said...

I had a great reply to this yesterday but then blogger ate it.
But Indigo Wolf, to answer your question, I can honestly say I have never faked an orgasm in my life. I've only ever been with my husband and I just can't imagine doing that to him. Not only because it feels like lying to me, but because I would feel absolutely silly pretending to have an orgasm and because I'm too afraid he would be able to tell the difference and I'd be busted. :)

MrsG said...

Wouldn't you like to know what a Genuine Orgasm is like!!!!

cheryl b. said...

Hiya Mrs. G!!!!!! So, does think he's better? Is he? (oh wait, it's only Cyn who has answer our questions)