Light a Candle...
Guess who is going away for a few weeks?
Monster! She's going to Iran!! Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!! Well, she's going to sell her house, because her relatives there are just as whacked as she is and waited until my New SIL (the one that used to be my BIL) was at work, went past the doorman with a locksmith friend, and broke into it and stole whatever cash and stuff they could find.
Yes, kind of scary, that, isn't it?
But hey! It's all good, right? Even if it's only for a few weeks, and not the 3 months its supposed to be... I have to look on the bright side, right?
One teensy problem, friends: There is one flight a week to Tehran, and it is on Monday... and the one for the coming Monday? Is. FULL, She is on waitlist. SO, please light a candle and say a prayer that come Monday, I can sing "And she's leavin... on a jet plane... I don't know when she'll be back again!... blah blahllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa *hums rest of song*
2 comments:
Some Monster-free weeks! YAY! Plenty of time for you to move all her shit out into the garage!
I guess I forgot to mention that she locks her bedroom door when she leaves, gives the key to one of her daughters, and takes off. And if I ever touched her stuff, I'd be lynched in a millisecond. They probably fingerprint the damn doorknob. Stupid. Not that I'm snoopy and go through private belongings or anything.
It's looking BAD her getting on the ONE FLIGHT A WEEK - Monday- but there is still some small hope.
But overall... Yay! At least I won't have to be greeted with "Oh look, the shit is here" or "God Willing you DIE!" each time I sneeze (which is often, now that my allergies are acting up!)
Peace and quiet. For a short time at least. *sigh* Heaven. The house feels totally different when she isn't in it.
Too bad she has to come back. but overall....YAY!!
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